Virginity

Has anyone who's lost their virginity ever found it again? I mean, it's not exactly like losing your car keys or your wallet, like you'd just misplace it somewhere and forget where you put it only to stumble across it again after tearing apart the room.

But if anyone has found their virginity again, I'd like to know the circumstances around that, 'cause given my cold streak lately, I think I might be near to finding mine. And I'm wondering whether or not I should put up lost and found posters around the neighborhood.