Internet Pictures

The Internet is the reason I miss real photo film. Before cameras were digital, people had to pay for each picture and they rationed their photo taking appropriately. Now you get fucking pictures of whatever food your eating on Twitter and Facebook. Those are pictures that could be far better devoted to porn, but no, you have to go and waste my fucking attention with your bowl of beef stew. Look douche, I don't fucking care what it looks like when it comes out and I want even less to see what it looks like before it goes in. Knock it the fuck off