In the future

I'd like to be an anthropologist way in the future. Like in a few centuries or so, when they dig up the remains of civilizations and people today. They'll find some bones and right in the middle of the torso, on top of the ribs, just these two bags of silicone. I'd like to know how they're interpret that. Maybe they'll look at it like we look at ancient Romans and Greeks putting two coins on the eyes of the dead. "Ah yes, well, our current theory is that they put a bag on each breast to symbolize the fact as the polar ice caps melted, they needed more, and larger, flotation devices."

Or someone who finds Flava Flav's burial site, "Look! I know exactly what time he died!"