100% Organic, All Natural

I don't have much of a problem with GNC, health food stores or holistic medicine per se. I do think they're generally overpriced, but my main problem with that shit is people who criticize me for liking Nyquil and Sudafed instead of like St. John's wort or whatever the fuck. "Oh, but I take it because it's all natural".

Yeah, fuck that. You know what else is natural? Cancer. Happens in nature all the time.

"But it's 100% organic." So is syphilis, doesn't mean I want it, so shut the fuck up.

I don't try to push my Sudafed preference on you, so go harass someone else hippie.