Cooking Tips 101

I like to cook. I also like personal hygiene. Unfortunately the two don't always mix well. For example, when you're busy because it's Christmas Eve so you're multitasking, it's important to rememer to turn the stove off when you get into the shower. Otherwise you forget that the pork chops are cooking and will have to make a mad, naked dash from the shwoer to the kitchen to take some slightly singed but still damn tasty chops off the burner.

So cooking tip #1: don't fry food naked. Hot oil and uncovered stomachs are not a good combo. Also, don't oversalt your food.