Personality - repost

I've heard women say that they look for personality in men. That they go for the funny ones. That's crap. I can prove it too. Put a short, fat, bald guy with a good sense of comic timing next to a tall, dark and handsome guy with a speech impediment and 999.8 times out of 1000 short, fat and, bald loses. That's why Tom Cruise got Nicole Kidman and Tom Arnold got Roseanne Barr. There are two exceptions to this. First, if the guy has truckloads of money and might die soon and secondly, if the woman has worse eyesight than me.