Religion in the Classroom

Some people are opposed to teaching religion in schools. Contrary to popular thought, I'm actually for it, but in the right place. I think English or lit class would be appropriate. Or whatever class it is that you learn about Superman in. There's a lot of similarity between Superman and Jesus. Both of them are around to help the weak and can blame it on their fucked up father's that always talk in a really deep booming voice from out of fucking nowhere. Both of them have superpowers, although I have to say stopping a bullet and bending metal is much cooler than healing a leper. And both are pure fiction.