Of Mice and Men and America

I don't know how many people have read (or more likely given the education system in the US, watched the movie version of) Of Mice and Men. But I've come to realize that America is almost exactly like Lenny. We're not necessarily malicious, we're just kind of stupid and incredibly dangerous. Plus random chicks want to sleep with us (but this is mostly just for citizenship or to spread VD). We wander around dumb to the world and would be perfectly happy sit and pet a dead bunny but could just as easily crush your fucking skull because we don't know any better. The problem is that we don't have a smart friend named George to keep us in check. Our George is a fucking idiot.