Fire Marshal

I'd love to be a Fire Marshal. When you got into a movie theatre, there's the message that says "by order of the fire marshal, smoking is prohibited in this theatre." If I were a Fire Marshal, I'd go around ordering that shit all the time just to start power tripping on people. Every time I passed someone on the street, I'd whip out the badge and go "Hey! By order of the Fire Marshal, smoking is not prohibited on this sidewalk." But then, see I'm the type of person who believes in free speech. Like supposedly you can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theatre. Fuck that, I say yell "Fire!", yell whatever you like. If you're lucky, when you yell "Fire" there'll be an execution going on nearby and someone will hear you.