Friday, January 06, 2006

Celebrity

I caught part of some Entertainment Tonight type show yesterday and it made me realize that I would hate to be a celebrity. Cameras follow you and you have to be all happy and shit all the time. It would drive me nuts. I think that if I ever got famous (or more like, infamous) I'd get a tattoo of an upraised middle finger on my forehead. That way every time a camera took my picture I'd be flipping off the photographer. Also, they'd have to blur my forehead out on every shot which would be goddamn hilarious. And, I could be making obscene gestures all day and still have two hands free!

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