I'm Far Too Nice to People

I really should learn to just hate people. It would make so much of my life easier. I know how to be disgruntled and pissed off. I do that stuff really well. If I just learned to walk around all day and say "fuck you" to people, my life would be easier. No more "oh sure, no problem, I can spend all day doing shit that causes me to lose sleep for which I'm compensated by being bitched at." It would be all "oh. What a cute puppy, here let me give it LSD and make it jump into a pot of boiling water while you watch" or "oh you need a dollar to catch the bus, here let me whip out my dick so you can suck it bitch, otherwise you ain't getting a damn thing."