Condi Rice

Doesn't "Condaleeza Rice" sounds like bad Puerto Rican food? I can imagine going to Pepe's bar and grill for margaritas and Condaleeza Rice and regretting both the next day. "Dude, what happened?!?" "Oh man, I had some bad condaleeza rice. It was horrible, I was puking for the whole morning and I still have the shits!"