Speed Bumps

Speed bumps are misnamed. A true speed bump should be designed to increase your speed. Your brake pedal causes your car to brake. You're accelerator causes it to accelerate, your speed bump should cause it to speed. BUT when you go over one you have to go slow and if you try to use it to speed you usually end up breaking something. for example a poorly connected rear view mirror might fall off the goddamn windshield and shatter glass all over the seats and floor. Somebody should do something about this false advertising in traffic control.