The Democratic Message

On Meet the Press this past Sunday people were commenting on how the Democrats need to get a message, a plan of action, something along those lines, in order to win Congressional seats in the midterm election. The consensus among the pundits seems to be that a negative message is insufficient. I would like to propose that the Democratic plan be called "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!" Basically it consists of the message "How much worse could we fuck things up than the Republicans!?!?" We're at war, we have to rebuild whole cities, whole fucking counties, excuse me "Parishes" along the Gulf coast, the economy is weak, prices are high, I'm not high and I would be if the fucking government would stop thinking that weed is worse than tobacco 'cause it fuck well isn't, the crackhead of a President has given your tax money to the wealthiest motherfuckers on the planet and stuck taxpayers with huge deficits to cover the costs and the Republicans are still bitching about Clinton. Fucking Clinton, what's the worst that he did in office. Hm, he got a blowjob and put a few friends into the travel office where the worst they might do is screw up the frequent flyer miles. The current President put a retard in charge of disaster recovery and wants to put more cronies on the highest fucking court in the country. Seriously, I ask you, how much more could we fuck things up? We could attempt to legalize RPG's for civilian uses for home defense and hunting but even then, I don't think it would make things that much worse. We could reduce white collar crime by aborting all crooked-ass CEO's but El Presidente is against late term abortion. So for those Americans who insist on supporting a blind ideologue and his party, I have to ask ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?