God, Mary and Joe The Holy Threesome

Jesus was the son of God. Mary was the mother of Jesus. Joseph was married to Mary. First off both God and Mary are guilty of adultery which violates one of the Ten Commandments. Fine, it's God, they're his rules, he can violate them. It's hypocrisy but I expect that from religion. But, and here's my real issue: why doesn't God have to pay child support? I mean, He's God, He's omnipotent He can afford to make some fucking payments. But if I have pay child support, why doesn't God. That's not His rule that's the US fucking government's rule and they put "In God we Trust" on the fucking money. The money literally has His name on it, but he doesn't have to make child support payments, that's not hypocrisy, that's just bullshit. Still though, Mary, Joseph and God that's one bitchin' threesome.