Peace on Earth

If men were more like dogs, there would be a lot less war. I don't mean that in the sense of being stupid and easily trained, I mean that if men could lick their own balls, we'd pretty much spend all day doing that and wouldn't bother with war. Don't think for a second that if George W. Bush could lick his own balls he would need Cheney and Rumsfeld to do it for him. Fuck war, he'd have spent the whole first term in office curled up under the desk in the oval office.