Global conspiracy

I would love for there, one day, to be a worldwide conspiracy of some sort. I just don't think people like each other enough or communicate well enough to organize one. But if it could happen I think that would be awesome. Say you get all the world's manufacturers of catsup together and sit them all down and go, "alright now ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have decided on a day. On Feb. 10, just to fuck with 'em we're going to replace all of the catsup with mustard and all the mustard with maple syrup. Now the only catch appears to be this: does anybody know where the fuck we can get that much maple syrup?" Then on the fateful day the global catsup conspiracy arises and throws the world into a panic.