Jesus For Breakfast: Snap Crackle and Pray!

So you're the son of God, incarnated on Earth the help the poor and sick and forgive the sins of all mankind. How do you go about this? Not miracles, not getting rid of President Bush and Dick Cheney. Not by unifying mankind under a tolderant, reasonable religion and thus ending holy war. No, you appear on breakfast foods. America puts the faces of dead Presidents on it's currency so you figure, "Shit, I can top that" and decide to appear on a pancake, or a piece of toast or some other food item that ends up on eBay. Does that make any fucking sense at all?!?! If you're the son of an omnipotent God, shouldn't you be appearing in a little less discrete manners? Shouldn't you be making huge crop circles that say "Jesus was here!" in Aramaic? You shouldn't be appearing in a box of Frosted Flakes going "try Christians, they're grrrreat!" You're Jesus for fuck's sake. You are the only offspring of the Creator, not a part of a balanced breakfast.