Miracles

Say you’re in the desert in the Middle East at this time of Christ and someone turns water into wine, is that really such a good thing? Alcohol dehydrates you quicker, so drinking wine means you actually need the water more and someone just changed it all. And notice that there isn't much in the way of specifics. Nobody said it was good wine, and it’s the desert, not exactly the best climate to store wine pre-refrigerators. Maybe it’s just pruno and the church was putting a spin on things. Besides, it’s not like you just wander around the desert with a decanter full of water, so you’re probably not even getting the most out of it. I figure, at best, someone took your water and left you with lukewarm Yellowtail. Leave it to the Christians to leave you worse off and call it a miracle.