Ghosts

It seems to me that ghosts spend way too much time haunting houses. People spend lot of time stuck in traffic, often in a highly emotional state. Why aren’t there more haunted cars? Or if ghosts are tied to strong emotions, I bet there were lots of those at schools and sporting events, but you don’t hear much about stadiums being haunted. I think the ghosts just aren’t trying hard enough. I would haunt gardens. Make all your tomatoes grow into the phallic shapes and your peas only have one pea in them. Messing with house lighting is like what a 12-year old does trying to change a light bulb. You can do better ghosts.