Saturday, July 18, 2015

I dislike waiting in line to get breakfast

Sometimes I wonder if Hawaii wouldn’t be a little bit better if it was a little bit crappier. So that people wouldn’t want to come here as much, crowd the place and drive up the cost of living. Nothing horrible like a weekly lava demon attack or Donald Trump running the state. Just, like, the occasional sharknado during summer to discourage tourists.


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