Breakfast

Overheard while getting breakfast this morning "that's the most vile thing I've ever put in my mouth. And I used to give Ted blowjobs." I was simultaneously sorry for and jealous of Ted.

Also, I went somewhere else for breakfast.

In fact I had chicken and fried rice with egg for breakfast, it was good. Chicken and eggs, I was ending multiple generations of poultry in a single meal. I wonder if that's what Hitler felt like. Gotta say, it was pretty fucking delicious.

But I'm still kinda jealous of Ted.