Costco

I hate Costco. Costco when you're single only leads to problems. Whether its gluttonously eating a dozen muffins, each of which could feed an entire Ethiopian village for a week or eating a pie the size of Milwaukee.

I usually buy like a pack of gum at the check out but you can't do that at Costco. If you buy gum at Costco you have to take up smoking just do you can quit chewing gum.