...and then, after I've had a few minutes to think about it, reality sets in

The below is a list of things I kind of think I'd like to see, and then I think about it for a bit and I really don't want to see it:

1. A white guy who can pull off corn rows
2. My girlfriend with a lesbian
3. Dane Cook doing stand up live
4. Naked Sumo wrestler
5. Sarah Palin elected President.

yes, these are ordered starting from mildly disturbing to most frightening possible thing I can imagine seeing with my really, really poor eyesight.