How The Legend of Zelda Changed Civilization.

1. Made having a name that started with the letter Z suck less
2. It's educational. I still don't know what the hell an Ocarina is, but in my brain it's like a dulcimer but less gay
3. The original NES version was shiny gold. SHINY GOLD!!!
4. Drug prevention. Imagine tripping on acid and having to listen to that music. You'd be trippin' balls
5. Triforce. Proof that even in a fictional world inside a video game, threesomes are awesome