The Good Book

I just spent 20 minutes listening to some jacktard rail against the Koran because "unlike the Bible" it's a book that promotes violence and intolerance. I'm sorry, um, crusades, inquisitions, witch trials, this is a book free from association with violence? It's stupid to think that way. A few zealots misinterpret something and it causes bad things to happen. Just wait until some crazy bastard reads the Kama Sutra the wrong way and suddenly 72 virgins are coming at you in this life.