Take your kid to work day

What do prostitutes do on take your child to work day? Or strippers? I just don't really get the appeal of strippers. They're mostly large breasted pigeons following the breadcrumbs of $20's. And going to a strip club is the same as going to a restaurant when you're starving and paying to only look at food. But they still must have more fun than I do, and the job is probably more entertaining for a kid than mine, so maybe I should just shut the fuck up now.