Yes or No Questions

When women are screaming during sex it's always a positive or negative. Either "yes" or "no". Maybe a "God" or two in there, which is weird if you think about it because that's probably something that God would put right through to voicemail rather than answering that call.

Don't get me wrong, I'm fairly sure that if God exists and He did create us in His image, he's probably a little bit of a freak and maybe kind of pervy, so I'm sure he'd look at the caller ID see "Bonnie's at it again" and once in a while he'd answer that one, but He's God. He's got stuff to do and I'm sure he screes the sex calls. Plus, if Bonnie was going at it with a vibrator, screaming, that one is more from science than God, so He'd have to think of that one like a wrong number. After all, it would really be more appropriate for her to be screaming "oh development of plastics and alkaline batteries combined with efficient manufacturing, shipping and global distribution!".

But every so often, I wonder if there's a girl out there who screams "I don't know you decide!" At least that would be consistent with how the dinner leading up to the sex occurred.