My Next Business Venture

I think I want to start a greeting card company. But not some lame ass Hallmark knock off. I'd like to do fake holidays. Like a St. Patrick's Hangover Day for March 18'th. And of course I'd steal the Not a Father's Day idea from How I Met Your Mother. because it's important to be able to walk into a CVS and buy a "who's not your daddy" card when the test comes back negative. Plus, we'd have all the normal fake holidays like Chrismassacre (for when your mother in law visits) and Easter.

And then I'll sell out to Hallmark for like a bazillion dollars.