Fragrant

Why in the world do celebrity perfumes exist. It's not like Sarah Jessica Parker is actually spending time in a chem lab coming up with something new smelling. Who the fuck do you think is being fooled here? Just because P Diddy has a scent doesn't mean the girl I'm sleeping with thinks I'm actually magically transformed into a rich talent black guy. And lets be honest, if Paris Hilton's perform really smelled like Paris Hilton there would be a lot of people walking around with the scent of desperate, week-old fish waiting to be purchased....then again, maybe that's why Chinatown smells the way it does. Lots of fans of Paris Hilton.