Friday, May 27, 2011

How Does Superman Shave?

If he's all invincible and shit, how does Superman shave? Has Gilette started making the Mach 85000 razor with Adamantium blades on it? Does he use kryptonite laced shaving cream? Does he have Chuck Norris on speed dial to come over and pull it out?

I guess he'd have to use his laser eyes. In which case, you know, good backup job if the reporter thing doesn't work. "Superman laser hair removal: Let the Man of Steel stare at your bikini line."

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