down economy

I finished my taxes just a couple of days ago. And of course, given the slow economy, my investment portfolio lost money. It wasn't surprising, just annoying. I need to find something else to invest in. Maybe I go back in time and invest in Google. Or maybe I just invest in weed. It's not like the price of weed ever goes down. And when the "big one" hits California, you know there'll be a HUGE weed shortage, so the price will just skyrocket. That's my investment plan: weed.