The Similarities Between Women and Fish

This is my way of getting through stage four, if it offends, too bad. Don't read it.

1. Both require bait to catch or, if you're out of bait...
2. both are attracted to shiny objects....
3. and yet somehow both are finicky eaters.
4. There are, at times, similarities in smell. 'nuff said.
5. Both tend to travel in schools.
6. Some of them are carnivorous and you have to be careful because those are the ones with teeth.
7. Fish are cold. Women's feet are cold. There is no biological explanation for either of these.
8. Neither is good when baked.
9. Both should be eaten on Friday. Especially for the Catholics.
10. Beer is regularly consumed when purauong both women and fish.
11. For rednecks, catching women or catching fish has no real technique and consists mostly of sticking random body parts into a dark wet hole and bringing back something big and ugly.