Chicken Tea

The most wrong thing I have heard in a very long time: "you drink hot tea. That's all this is, it's not chicken broth, it's chicken tea."

No, no, I am afraid that is NOT the case. I don't drink "green soup" I drink green tea. You do not get to call that "chicken tea." No.

If what you were saying were true, it would mean that I also drink "bean broth" and not coffee. And I fucking drink COFFEE.