Remains

When I die I want to do something special with my remains. I'm probably going to end up in thrid class mail to Hell with no return address but I'd like to thig I could do something more fun like mail myself to Santa at the North Pole but with my luck the magnetic poles would reverse like in Waterworld and I'd end up spending all eternity with a bunch of penguins and then I'd be the only one not in a tux.