God as a tailor

How come I have a line running down my dick and between my balls? My fingers don't have this line. My head doesn't have this line. It's like that's where the tailor ended when he finished sewing the skin suit for the male human being so that's where the seam is. Women don't have this. In fact women are still open down there, like God was finishing up but got distracted by a platypus or a shiny object.