Lines in movies

I'm not a big fan of porn, but there's one line that I REALLY want to hear in a porn movie.

Man: "Get on your knees!"
Woman: "Why, do you need me to tie your shoes?"

I would be willing to sit through the rest of the stupid dialogue and overacted bad sex just to hear that line. Which I realize is kind of a twisted set of priorities when one is watching porn. I just think it would be way better than the sex.