thought of the day 2009 10 01 - when I die

I used to have this morbid idea that when I die it would be horrible. Now I have a plan. I'm going to be in my 70's convert religions, well okay, so get a religion and be a Mormon, then have like half a dozen wives a quarter my age. I'll take a dozen Viagra, which will make for an awesome obit by the way.

And I'm having an open casket.