thought of the day 2009 09 22 - I have changed my views on marriage

I now have a solid plan for my financial future. Since I'm probably going to spend most of my savings on hookers and booze, I figured it was a good idea to have a backup plan for retirement. Marry rich.

Don't really care if she's old, ugly, sleeps around (no pre-nup), don't fucking care. She can be a total slut as long as she's rich enough that when we fuck on the wedding night, I don't get crabs I get lobsters.