thought of the day 2009 09 12 - fat

Okay so we know there's a lot of fat Americans. We also know there's a lot of plastic surgeons who do liposuction. Now obviously given the number of fat people, there's only a limited number of liposuctions (is that the plural?) that can go on throughout the country in a given day. BUT, what happens to all that fat? I mean shouldn't that be part of the federal energy independence plan?

Ted Kennedy just died. I mean don't get me wrong, I kind of liked the guy and he wasn't even my Senator but his chin(s) would have powered a fleet of vehicles around Boston for like a year. Imagine what would happen if someone from the department of Energy decided to put an alternative fuel station right next to each and every plastic surgeon's office in every major city. Instant national infrastructure for alternative energy sources.

Jared from Subway? That dude could have just sucked out all the fat and used it to power a private jet to fly around the nation extolling the virtues of the new national energy plan.

By the way ideas like this are why I should be elected to national office....or sent to an institution....or deported to Cuba, take your pick.