thought of the day 2009 06 03 - better than sliced bread. pt 2

A week or two ago, I was thinking about how sliced bread really isn't all that spectacular. Again today, I heard the phrase, 'better than sliced bread' used and again< i have to say there's things way better.

Beer for example. Beer is way better than sliced bread. Beer is like liquid bread. You don't even need a knife. You don't have a slice a fucking thing. Just drink it. Beer is awesome. Beer is even a better invention than toilet paper. To paraphrase Dave Barry, it goes much better with pizza.