thought of the day 2009 05 29 - going green

Okay so granted, I don't drive, but I am totally in favor of ethanol. From a practical perspective, it's probably not a good idea. It causes prices of grain to go up and makes my morning less of a balanced breakfast because fucking Cheerios are expensive. But there is one great upside to ethanol as a fuel source: it's pure grain alcohol.

Open container laws are completely out the window at this point. Fuck me being drunk. My car will run on pure alcohol. I will have a fucking alcoholic car. No officer, that's not a bottle of Everclear, that's my emergency gas can. So why is it mixed with orange juice? Oh, I'm just trying to make sure my car gets a balanced breakfast.