Wednesday, May 27, 2009

thought of the day 2009 05 27 - rules to pass on to my kid(s)

I like rules. I don't necessarily like to follow all of them but in general I like rules. They set clear boundaries and expectations. You know that when you decide to break a rule something bad is going to happen. I like to think that someday I'll pass along a few rules to my kids.

For example, I'd prefer it if you don't smoke weed. And if you do smoke weed, always make sure you have snacks on hand BEFORE you light up. There's nothing worse than someone who's too fucking lazy to order a pizza forgetting that his friend is stoned and keeps confusing anchovies and pepperoni.

Second, don't do LSD. It's just bad. Seriously. Don't do LSD. If you ever get the desire to know what it feels like to be on LSD, go watch the final couple episodes of Lost. You will be just a confused, just as mentally unstable, and at the end of it, you'll walk away questioning what you think you just saw, and wondering what in the fuck just happened. Go watch the end of Lost and you will know what it feels like to be tripping on acid. It is not a good feeling my son.


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