Car Names

I think that car names should change. Honestly now, what the fuck is a "cabriolet"? sounds like a mix between a cheap red wine and a horse. Cars should be name more appropriately. The new Camero should really be the 2008 Mid Life Crisis. Toyota's new hybrid should be called the Tree Hugger. And the Chevy Suburban, I mean really, shouldn't that just be called the Fed-mobile? Or at the very least call it was it is - the reason why Iraq is going to be the 51'st state.

It just seems to me that they could come up with much more appropriate names if they tried.