Last Meals
If I were sentenced to death and going to die, what would I want for a last meal?
1) unicorn. probably a nice steak. Do they have little baby veal unicorns?
2) dragon eggs. poached or benedict style with some canadian bacon...maybe unicorn canadian bacon. maybe just some bacon made from a real canadian.
2.5) along the same lines, I'd eat a fried phoenix. I think it would be awesome if you could take a bird made of fire and toss it in a a fryer. Probably tastes like chicken.
3) mango crepes. oh my fucking god, i had these once someplace and they were amazing. i don't remember where they were from but they were bad ass. but i'd get about a dozen of them and some vanilla ice cream.
4) a bottle of Blue Label or maybe Everclear. especially if i was getting the electric chair 'cause I have to imagine that much alcohol in my system + that many amps would seriously increase the possibility for spontaneous combustion
1) unicorn. probably a nice steak. Do they have little baby veal unicorns?
2) dragon eggs. poached or benedict style with some canadian bacon...maybe unicorn canadian bacon. maybe just some bacon made from a real canadian.
2.5) along the same lines, I'd eat a fried phoenix. I think it would be awesome if you could take a bird made of fire and toss it in a a fryer. Probably tastes like chicken.
3) mango crepes. oh my fucking god, i had these once someplace and they were amazing. i don't remember where they were from but they were bad ass. but i'd get about a dozen of them and some vanilla ice cream.
4) a bottle of Blue Label or maybe Everclear. especially if i was getting the electric chair 'cause I have to imagine that much alcohol in my system + that many amps would seriously increase the possibility for spontaneous combustion
posted by rpalmeira at 9:53 PM
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