Britney = Barbie

I just realized how much Britney Spears is like Barbie. And it's not just the superficial stuff like being blonde. It's a deeper, more fundanmental similarity. For example, they both have different versions. You can get "Malibu Barbie" or "Dream Vacation Barbie" or whatever. Likewise, you can get "slutty schoolgirl Britney", "post-partem Britney", "talentless hack Britney" or my favority "rehab Britney"

Oh and since I haven't seen Ken around lately I can only assume that Barbie ditched is po-po-zao ass just like Britney dumped Justin Timberlake (that's nis name right? honesly I just remember seeing the 'po po zao' think on YouTube and thought it was fucking awesome)