War on Terror, etc.

I kind of understand the idea of Islamic terror groups attacking America. I mean, we're the enemy and you want to inflict fear. What I don't get is why we don't respond in kind. How many Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and Hare Krisha's do we have here that we could draft and send over to the Middle East to go knock on doors there? Loads of them. And it solves two birds with one stone because they're no longer bothering me. You want to scare a bunch of Muslims, toss a couple hundre Mormon's across the desert and watch them scatter like roaches.

And hell, it's probably even good from their respective religions point of view as well. I mean let's say that some Jehovah's witness manages to actually convert some fundamentalist Muslim, isn't that an awesome 'get' for God? And the Mormon's already have an 'in', both religions have a history of polygamy. Scam your way in the door like an Encyclopedia salesman, convert a family or two and Joseph Smith will smile down upon you from whatever level of heaven he's in. It just makes sense.