Jeopardy

One of my goals in life is to beat Ken Jennings' record on Jeopardy, but more than that, I want to go on Jeopardy and each day I win, I want to use a different accent.

So say the first day is ebonics and it's all "Yo Alex you pimp, lemme take Riz-ainbow Coalition for 4 Benjamins"..."Who be the Reverend Jesse Jackson"

Then the next day can be Indian, Hindu Indian, not Sacagawhatever Indian. and I'd be like "Hello Mr. Alex, I'd like to be having World Civilizations for six hundred please"..."I am thinking that I should be asking, What is the Hindu Kush...Thank you come again."