Not that what I do is brain surgery.....

[08:06] alice64: hey reid
[08:06] reid: howdy
[08:07] alice64: my computer is broken
[08:07] reid: ?
[08:07] alice64: it wont turn on
[08:10] reid: is it plugged in?
[08:10] alice64: yes
[08:10] alice64: it turns on and then this blue screen comes up

But if you tried to have a doctor diagnose your problem and this was the level of information he was provided to try and give that diagnosis, more over a solution, then we'd all be dead, because instead of the flu, I'd probably have an embolism.