New plan

So I fell asleep late last night with the TV on and I woke up to the news playing a story about all those toys made in China that they had to recall because of the possible use of lead paint. So I have a new plan. I'm going to make shirts for pregnant women that has an arrow pointing to their belly and says "made in America."

But see, this totally works for other things too. Make like XXXL shirts for fat people, t-shirts for kids, hell boxer shorts. All you need is an arrow and the words "Made in the USA." Total gold I'm telling you. I'll be a billionaire. This is better than the time I thought about buying out skype, branding it for Hawaii and callign it Hype.